~*DANGEROUS*~

So many creys…

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Perfection, thy name is Michael.

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Note from Michael Jackson to Lisa Marie Presley

Smell here —->

Lisa

I truly need
this rest
I haven’t slept
literally in 4 days now
I need to be away
from phones and
business people.
I must take care
of my health first.
I’m crazy for you.

-Love Turd

…what exactly did he rub on the paper for her to later…smell, I wonder? 

Also…HE SIGNED IT, “LOVE TURD.”  NO WORDS.  Michael, y u so perfect?

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fuckyeahmichaeljackson:

Michael Jackson Cupcake Box by [Baked Cupcakery]

These must exist in my life for reasons. 

…I want to eat them, and have naughty times with them.  Simultaneously.  Yes, please!

capricecrane:

Attention All John Hughes Fans. This just happened. 

whoslovinyou:

IS THIS I CANT LOOK OMFG I CANT

LKJFLSKJFLSFJLJFLSFJLDSFJSLJFK  Everyone, I’d like to introduce you to my perfect man. <3

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disgustinghuman:

deadinmagazines:

channelingnorthernexposure:

i want to give my true BFFs slices of this pizza necklace.

I wish I had friends. This is so cool.

i would just wear them all

fuck friends

Reblogging for the comments!  Hah!

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stacymjxx:

oh my god…

Perfection exists, bitches.

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It’s a coworker’s birthday today, so I had to doctor a card for her. I got her hooked on Downey almost three years ago. She’s in her 60s and has a grandson, and openly fangirls about RDJ. I feel like my work is done. (Taken with Instagram at Laura’s House)

Whoops, I took a picture. Go on and arrest me, bitches. (Taken with Instagram at Raymond Park)

Taken with Instagram at Sloan Park